random thoughts Monday, July 06, 2009 7/06/2009 01:10:00 AM
i think my figure is coming back. my secondary school ROUND figure. hahaha. been eating too much kfc and pizzas la! budden its still better than eating ration from bukit panjang camp. haha. so i guess i had to start jogging soon during the off days to really burn the fats away.

anyone just jio me for runs if u all want during weekdays =D

oh ya. finally exercise ABIT today. played badminton with hx, karen, sel & dj at jurong west there. were late with dj today cos we were been tasked with a very important mission. TO BUY SHUTTLECOCK. hahahaha. bo ho sey man. nobody brought shuttlecock to play badminton. just like playing soccer without a ball. haha. oh well. had a great time today. (:

so sian la! u all know wat?????? i had not attended a single 21st party since 2009 la!! and will also not be attending afew more in the following next few weeks. so sad man. i received quite alot of invitations and i really wanted to go one but dunno y i dun have the time to go in the past la. plus now got ndp rehearsals and that makes me even more no time to go. cos most parties are on a saturday. and what am i doing on a saturday? sailing boat with a big balloon above me. so sad. :(
i am sure i will attend any parties after 9th of augest. no more 'Not Attending' in facebook!! haha. so everyone please still invite me!!
I WILL GO. =D

speaking about birthday. i am still thinking if i should do a BIG one or a SMALL one? HMMM.
做大做小??? HMMM.

LLL Thursday, July 02, 2009 7/02/2009 09:56:00 PM
some old news to share. =D
haha. i read a news online and its like damn funny la. so here it goes. abit lengthy yea.

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

March 16, 2005 | Issue 41•11

SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."

Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).

Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."

The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."

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so there is 2 version of MJ?? sounds cool ah. hahaha. but dun believe it man. its NOT TRUE AT ALL. there is only one MJ and there will only be one MJ. i quite idolize him last time actually when my cousin me to him. his dance step and everything. coolness.

too bad he is dead now but i still think its better for him to die early rather than keep suffering for like dunno how many years already. hmm. but still RIP Michael Jackson. Our Legend of Pop.



oh. LLL made me think of one more thing.

LLL also equals to Lieutenant Larry Low!! hahaha. abit no link but still wanna congrats him for finally passing out of his officer course after 9 months. haha. CONGRATS!!! LLL siol~

Shaggalala X2 Tuesday, June 23, 2009 6/23/2009 09:16:00 PM
i thought preparing for NDP would be a relaxing one, everyday stay out also. but NO!! its like super tiring la. for the past few days i had to reach kallang water sports there by 8am and to be released by midnight? its damn tiring lo. every thurs and fri will have some technical run and sat will be the rehearsal and these days i will onlybe released by midnight. super sian. lucky i still have my friends n dad to send me back. (=

anyway, about my performances. haha. quite stupid actually. my boat had to carry one time big balloon and the balloon can really make u fly if u never handle properly. haha. u all actually can find me near the merlion there la every saturday. will be floating away over there from 2pm onwards till the end of rehearsal. waste time only! and my performance is at 745pm. so imagine the amount of time wasted there and worse of all... we gotta endure whenever we wanna go pee!! cos its like in the open sea.. where got toilet for u?? aww man. must learn how to control already. hahaha.

7 more weeks.
7 more rehearsals to go.
7 more saturdays to be burnt.

endure la ah. hmmmmm.


more updates below!!!

another week. HOT ah!! Monday, June 15, 2009 6/15/2009 12:12:00 AM
so super duper sian. tml booking in lo. and its a stay in week!!! not that i prefer stay out. budden its because the toilet in seletar camp is like tekong. no door one!!! sian half man. everyone gets to see each other sexy butt again. hahaha. crap!

anyway, next week will be the start of boat driving. excited man. but still dunno if it is safe anot. cos its like one person per boat? HMMM. pray hard i wont drop into the water at all!! i dun really know how to swim!!!! 救命啊 救命啊. crap!!

finally done with karen's gift! haha. all i can say is that its very very successful la!! all 22 items was hard to find at first but we still managed to find all. and of course still must thank huixian for packing everything together la. she really can designed the simple simple basket into a very nice one lo. damn power. kudos to her! if got pictures then i post it up. its for real this time. hahaha.

TADA!! the 22 items we bought for karen. haha. cost quite a bomb but still worth it. and this should only be done once in a blue moon. hahaha. and the most zai part abt this is that huixian did not even use a single piece of scotchtape to secure everything together into the basket. cool!!

shaggaLaLa Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6/09/2009 11:06:00 PM
its actually not very good to have stay out course la. especially when the camp is at seletar??!! damn far la. had to wake up so early every morning and to only sleep at ard midnight. HMM. oops. haha.

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hahahahahaha. just kidding!! oh well.

i am now in a 2 week assault boat course immediately after touching down from thailand. learning boat!! obviously. haha. but of course its not that simple la. i am learning boat to perform in NDP09!! NDP leh!! NATIONAL DAY PARADE leh!! hahaha. orite orite. if i successfully pass out from the course, i will be performing in NDP driving boat with a big balloon above it. haha. sounds cool eh. i wanna pass out la! so that i can have NDP tixs. oh well. haha.

so presumably after completing my 2 weeks course.. i will be having my first rehearsal at marina and soon afterwards.. my weekend will start burning like nobody business. sibei sad. so i guess i wont be able to see everyone till after ndp? oh can can. u all can see me in tv!! but had to hope that my performance is not in the dark. hahaha.

SHAGGALALA man.

oh yah. prison break finally ended!! 4 season of exciting episodes after episodes and it has finally ended with a great ending. i shall not be the spoiler by saying the ending here. but PB is really great. its worth to watch it all over again la although i might know what Micheal Scofield is thinking about now. haha. Go watch it now!!!!

a very belated b'day post!! Monday, June 08, 2009 6/08/2009 11:40:00 PM
oh ya. and not to forget!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!!!!

sorry that i was not able to wish you in time as i was busy cooking maggee mee out in the field. hahaha. hope to catch up soon as we got some surprises for u!! haha. Happy Birthday once again!! =D

sawadeKARP!! 6/08/2009 09:59:00 PM

3 weeks like very fast man. my time in thailand really fly very fast la. wonder how issit like in singapore. haha. i shd say its quite fun overall. first time flying in an aeroplane somemore with the cabins filled with all our own people. quite an experience. SHIOK.

plus i even get to sit in a helicopter!! its super fun la. cos the helicopter got no doors one and u can just put ur feet or hands out of the helicopter to feel the air. i tried and regretted it cos it was raining at that time and the tiny mini water droplets that hit ur hand is pain one lo. dammit. haha.

the next big event after that copter ride will be my 60+++km route march!!!! walk until can die la. did not rest much at all. maybe only maximum got 20mins break once every 3km. but u know wat.. it was really worth it. cos........... we are the 1ST TEAM TO ARRIVE!!!! how shiok is that. wahahaha. we walked around 65km in 28hours la. we could actually complete in 24hours if not for our big HO LAN which cause us 4hours and made ourself walked an extra 5km. sian. BUT...... we were told that we are the 2nd team as the other team took 26hours only. HAIX. play cheat one la. they were given 3hours of extra break but we dun. haix. damn sad. suan le ba. at least i completed the route march in one piece. haha. but there goes my Hall of Fame. sian.

after the route march is the section LIVE firing!! shoot around with live rounds leh. scary but sian. nth much to write also. so skip. =D

next is my 8 days field camp!!! expected it to be a super shag one. but it turn out to be the slackest field camp i ever had. haha. cos its like the are alot of teams which are dispatched out to recce a group of enemy and whatever things they find they must report back to HQ. just nice for that whole 8 days my team was the HQ team. wahahahaha. and that means that we just had to stay at a spot and maintain coms the whole night while the other teams had to walk like 5-10km to find the enemies. so i think i am really lucky la. did nth much except to build some temporary shelter and cook maggee mee!! curry noodle mix with chicken noodle is nice!! haha.

and the very last part which concludes the whole exercise will be RTI!!!! one whole 12hours tekan u until u shag it out. but i just think the whole thing is super super stupid. cos the instructors keep making u do those stupid stuff and sound which they think is funny but its just ULTIMATELY stupid. but the feeling after completing the whole RTI is really shiok. u really will heave a sigh of relief.

so thats how i roughly spend my 2+ weeks and the rest of the days are canteen break which made up of my 3 weeks. haha. i really spend alot alot on canteen itself la. everytime whenever got canteen we all just spend like nobody business. spend on freeze ah, ice cream ah, play LAN n ps2 ah, fried chicken n calamaries ah, chiccccccccccken burgerrrrrr ah. haha. which are all damn nice la. i think i am starting to miss their ice cream n foods from Jenny (a very famous he/she that can be found in hwz) ahhhhh... hungry already.

so my last 2 days is the R&R and its boring like i dunno how to describe. i only rmb watching alot of movies in the bus like zohan, house of wax, blah blah. so so sorry guys if i never buy stuff for u all cos the places they brought us to really got nth to buy one. and if there really has smth to buy, u will be labelled as Mr ROBERT!! 菜头. hahahahaha. all i can say is the food in bangkok is really nice, especially the ice cream from the streets. got glutinous rice inside somemore. nice! hopefully i got the chance to visit there again but without army personnel that is. =D

i am just addicted to the song playing now. switching to thai mode. haha.

thailand oh thailand Saturday, May 16, 2009 5/16/2009 01:54:00 PM
its just left few more hours before i get my feet off to Thailand. time really flies la. suddenly my recce course just left this overseas course and all will be over!!! for at least awhile... haha. i really just hope that i will survive there la. cos i heard that their fields are full of centipedes and cobra!!! my god. and the baddest news is that its a rainy season over there now. although it will be not that hot la, but there will be floods all over!! dammit man. imagine foot rot. ewwww...... i dun wanna get it man. pray hard pray hard.

and i super hate osama la! hahaha. made airport ban so many stuffs onboard. now i cant bring my mozzie spray and all those liquid stuff like toothpaste. i think i had to use thailand toothpaste already. heard that it taste weird. hahaha.

sian sian. okay la. its time to pack my bags le man. adios everybody!!! DUN MISS ME!! hahaha. i will be back in 3 weeks time!!

Have fun everybody. Take care! =D


p.s i got auto roam!! but i dunno expensive anot. oh well.